Which tube Line is your man?

If anyone ever uses the london underground for quite sametime i am sure you guys will agree with me on these one. if not read and learn....it helps!

The old adage rings true: 'Men are like buses-you wait for ages and then two come along at once'. And that's fine-after many many months of nothing or pehap years, the very least that can be gifted to you is two men to choose between. However, it's only during that decision-making process that you are realise that men are actually more like Tube trains! my opinions anyway......
They are unpredictable creatures. the signs may all point to them doing one thing, but they will, without warning, do something else and completely ruin your day.and there are always the stock excuses for this, which you know mask any number of dark truths: signal failure, breakdowns, other passenger 'activity'.

fortunately for us girls, the london underground has provided a key to help single girl or manniser girl to navigate the perils and pitfalls of these unpredictable beast(men), like trains can be categorised by tube line.

Those i describe as District line men are posh, like many of those areas the line runs through,and like the line itself, a bit slow.There is also the worry that the man , like the line serves a large number of stations, if you know what i mean......

Northern line men are rough, ready and unreliable, while Central line men are fast and to the point. and the Jubilee line men? he's a slick City type who is occasionally and suprisingly, deep.

The Piccadilly is the old reliable stand-by ( you know there is probably a better way to get where you're going, but he's always just there). He involves little effort and almost no thought.

Circle line men are the most frustrating of all!. They're never where they're suppose to be, they'll let you down, yet samehow you'll always end up stuck on them and the relationship will be forever doomed to go round in circle........

As the joles goes, men who ride the Bakerloo line are probably more likely to get excited about your new pair of Jimmy Choos than you. Metropolitan line equals metro-sexual and, apart from bakerloo line boys, they're the only one you'll catch wearing purple ( and using your hair straighteners, moisturiser and pore-perfecting face mask). And whatever you do, dont go for the East London line men.They are the one who are - physically, mentally or emotionally - closed until further notice.

The only difference between men and Tube trains? on the Tube, speed ia an asset.